The perfect slave meal

Just the thing for you slave. In my stable on all fours you will be served a delicious dinner freshly prepared for you. With the bucket I go to the pasture to collect the first ingredient. What is it? Some horse droppings, of course. Back in the stable, a little cigarette ash is mixed for seasoning and as a special highlight, my delicious sparkling xxx must not be missing. Nice and horny with the rubber gloves mixed , you may eat all that now.